I caught the bus to the grocery store and bought a bottle of windex. I was walking back to the bus stop and I noticed that the windex was leaking onto my bag of groceries. Oh no! I was getting upset. Luckily when I got home the rest of my groceries were okay and I still had a almost full bottle of windex. Ahhhh.... the joys of college.
If this is considered "excitement" at college I don't recommend that this person watch American Pie or any other similar movie in case their head explodes from sensory overload.